Your brain is comparable to Einstein's-- now that he is dead. If you were any more stupid, you would need to be watered twice a week.

Hey, want your self esteem built up? You’ve come to the wrong place: this is the department of floccinaucinihilipilification. Get out the unabridged, hang by your thumbs, and go figure.

If you don’t, the beatings will continue until your attitude improves.